Courtroom Drama

Okay. Pease, PLEASE don't be offended. Joke. J-O-K-E. Joke. Understooded? No typo.


Prosecutor: Did you or did you not witness the merciless slaughter of a pizza during Language Arts?

Witness: No, it was more of a sadisti-

Prosecutor (Interrupts): Answer the question, and only the question.

Witness: Yes.

Prosecutor: Did the slaughterers express any signs of joy or happiness at the sight of the pizza's demise?

Witness: Yeah.

Prosecutor: Yes or no?

Witness (rolls eyes): Yes.

Prosecutor: Did the slaughterers stop their sadistic torment of the pizza when it begged for mercy?

Defendant: Irrelevant!

Prosecutor: Do you, as a girl, think Jerian is "cute"?

Witness: Yes.

Prosecutor: I rest my case.

Defendant: Jerian. Is. Not. "CUTE".

Prosecutor: Oh yes he is. He could win "Manhunt".

Defendant: Is not.

Prosecutor: Is too.

Defendant: Is NOT!

Prosecutor: Is TOO!

Judge: Order in the court. And get me a new hammer.

replying to shao xun 's question...

ermm..actually..it is a heinous crime..
but..i don't wish to say it..i.h..
hope the person know who i am referring to bahx..

Mostest Sincerest Apologies

I see that Shi Min has been apologising alot. For what reason, I dunno. And I also see that there has been many posts from the members of the Jerian group. Okay, I'll apologise. And as a bonus, I'll throw in who I'm apologising to too. (Hint, hint, Shi Min.)

Jerian
Okay, you didn't have a lot a time. Your sins are forgiven. (Kudos to Jeremy.) And we had lots of fun watching you trying to be the next Jamie Oliver too.

Sheiu Heui (I still can't spell it right)
Nice McGonagall voice. The hat looked nice on Jackie, too.

Xin Yi
Okay. Sorry. Joke.

Shi Min
Okay. Sorry. Joke. (What heinous crime did you commit?)

Guys, (& girls) the next time you see/hear me say/type something mean, it's probably a joke. And just so you understand...

JOKE

Pronunciation: 'jOk
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yAcati he asks
1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : KIDDING [can't]c : PRACTICAL JOKE d : LAUGHINGSTOCK
2 : something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter -- often used in negative constructions

That's from Merriam-Webster. World's autority on Engrish. No typo.

CRAP! I GOT SCAMMED

my gosh.i got scammed.first time.usually not...

?good or bad?...

by the way,how is the exam today?..language arts and chinese.good or bad?...
hope that everyone has done well ..
wed is history le..
so do well bah..
jia you once again..

Today Chinese IP was a disaster... Maybe Li Ti eh... ~.~

LOL. Yeah. Let's work hard Xinni! XD Wish all the best to everyone for the coming IP Term Assessment. Only studied for Chinese and Language Arts. =X Haha.. Make use of Labour Day I guess. Anyway, the videos were funnY! XD

haiz....

windows vista is so laggy... stressed.

haha..the class blog has 300 posts le..thats good.haha.
sry to someone.hope you know who i am referring to.sry ...

More funny cats....

More videos... FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkT7A3jegBc&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cCdoXIlKMw&mode=related&search=

good luck!

hmm..
jia you for exams next week .do your best.
i am sure 1 A can do it.
good luck!and jiayou!

SWEET!

i found this email in my indox which i found so sweet.. so i posted it here...

I'm Sorry...
For all the mean things i have said.

I'm Sorry...
For all the things i did or didn't do.

I'm Sorry...
If I ever ignored YOU

I'm Sorry...
If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.

I'm Sorry...
If I ever thought I was bigger or better than you..

I Love You...
& Don't EVER forget that!

Through bad times and good,
I'll always be here for you

I'm Sorry...
For everything wrong I've ever done

I'm writing this because I'm afraid tomorrow never comes.





If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one
day, so I never have to live without you.'
-Winnie the Pooh

'True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known
until it be lost.'
-Charles Caleb Colton

'A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.'

'Friendship is one mind in two bodies.'
-Mencius

'Friends are God's way of taking care of us.'

'If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.'
-Stone Temple Pilots

'I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.'
-Dave Matthew's band

'If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.'

'Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.'

'We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take
a little of each other everywhere.'
- Tim McGraw

'My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real
friends, then you've had a great life.'
-Lee Iacocca

'Hold a true friend with both your hands.'
-Nigerian Proverb

'A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it
back to you when you have forgotten the words.'
-Unknown

Some angels have no wings.
They are called Friends.
God sent them to love us,
so we should treasure them :]

This one got lyrics...

if you carn listen to priscilla's suggested video lyrics... this video would be better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq3HuAnhUTc&NR=1

hi....my brother found a video on youtube which is very cute. it is so-called an 'mv', then the song is to the tune of 'i want it that way' by backstreet boys. The mv is about ebay the online shop.Hope you enjoy it and do not feel so stressed for next week's ip term assessment.....Good luck!!!! Below is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU

Oh My Gosh , I'm a culinary criminal?Don't accuse me...I feel so bad...What do you expect?Super Hawaiian pizzas, 2 for the price of 1?Shao Xun has set high expectations for our group...Sheui Huei...Let's not let them down next time if he expects something better...

LoVe r0cks

a video on love....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKwJwVy6ZWg

We are innocent! Yuan Wang Ah Da Ren! Yuan Wang! =X Anyway, I didn't insult the Sorting Hats of Hogwarts. We didn't have much time to prepare props so maybe the hat looks sort of... out of place. But... But it doesn't look insulting!

sorry.....

feel so bad..
really..sorry for what i have done.
sorry sorry

Shao Xun... WE DIN DO CRIMES!

we onli learnt how to make pizzas... but i failed xD

Culinary Criminals

Criminal Profiles

Jerian Tyo

Crimes:
Merciless Slaugter of Culinary Art
Irritating the Italians
Ankle Socks
Ketchup Overdose

Heng Sheui Huei

Crimes:
Merciless Slaugter of Culinary Art
Irritating the Italians
Insulting the Sorting Hat of Hogwarts

Kung Xin Ni

Crimes:
Merciless Slaugter of Culinary Art
Irritating the Italians
Not Singing her Primary School Song With Xiao Dan & Shi Min

Chan Shi Min

Crimes:
Merciless Slaugter of Culinary Art
Irritating the Italians