Sunday, 11 February 2007

Conquest??

(Conquest?? Never heard of it...)

hi! im prfrming an 3xprmnt! an u undr5tnd m3? a g00d gss -- nt!! dmn u sckning l33t spkrs!


Alright... THAT was weird. I'm SO not used to typing like that... Sorry Mr Faizad, I was just trying to get my piont across. (You know, about how non-speakers of the MSN messager language are suffering?) Anyway, comics!!

Wait... before that, let moi get my piont across -- PITY THE NON-MESSAGING!! TYPE PROPERLY!! Thanks. Heh, heh.



Freakishly weird post: Part II
eh, you 2day free anot hah? y all of a suddenly my england like shit like that hah? y i have a sudden urge 2 go kopitiam and drink black black kopi hah? and may be i will go and beat beat someone then they pain pain got blood come out. so xuang...
My point: TO HECK WITH SINGLISH!! DO NOT DISRESPECT THE SACERED (DID I SPELL IT RIGHT?) LANGUAGE OF AH BENGS ISLANDWIDE!
Freakishly weird post: Part III
Hieee!! I sound like a sickening teenybopper!! I play Maple for 3 hours a day!! Then I go Friendster!! Then I go update my sickeningly pink blog that no one goes to!! Then I trade all my uniqueness for social acceptance!! Yay!! What's more, I worship sickeningly unoriginal idols!! (Note: NOT about Singapore Idol contestants) Ain't that fun?!?! Then I go to chat rooms and talk to cyberstalkers!! I am unaware that the word "said" exists so I, like, you know, keep on using the words "like" and "you know"!! Well then, my sickeningly close Best Friends Forever, byeee!!
My point: Okay, so I might have angered millions of you know, like, teenyboppers worldwide, but my little rant is nothing more than a manifestation of one of my pet peeves. Forgiveness... please...

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