Courtroom Drama

Okay. Pease, PLEASE don't be offended. Joke. J-O-K-E. Joke. Understooded? No typo.


Prosecutor: Did you or did you not witness the merciless slaughter of a pizza during Language Arts?

Witness: No, it was more of a sadisti-

Prosecutor (Interrupts): Answer the question, and only the question.

Witness: Yes.

Prosecutor: Did the slaughterers express any signs of joy or happiness at the sight of the pizza's demise?

Witness: Yeah.

Prosecutor: Yes or no?

Witness (rolls eyes): Yes.

Prosecutor: Did the slaughterers stop their sadistic torment of the pizza when it begged for mercy?

Defendant: Irrelevant!

Prosecutor: Do you, as a girl, think Jerian is "cute"?

Witness: Yes.

Prosecutor: I rest my case.

Defendant: Jerian. Is. Not. "CUTE".

Prosecutor: Oh yes he is. He could win "Manhunt".

Defendant: Is not.

Prosecutor: Is too.

Defendant: Is NOT!

Prosecutor: Is TOO!

Judge: Order in the court. And get me a new hammer.